i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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