There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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