my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
try to milk me bitch
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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