come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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