She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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