So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Damn victory sex feels great
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
