I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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