oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize