is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Operation Purity has been aborted
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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