"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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