is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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