Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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