i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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