whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
