we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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