im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I see more hoeing in ur future
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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