New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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