I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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