Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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