i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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