Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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