I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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