I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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