they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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