Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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