Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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