there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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