i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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