Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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