I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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