So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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