Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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