the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
