It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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I need you to use more vowels.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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