I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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