im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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