So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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