I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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