no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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