margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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