He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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