Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's rum buckets o'clock
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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