Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
