fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
