Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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