So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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