How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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