if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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