Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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