I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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