I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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