Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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