this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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